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My dog when I dont give him leftover pizza crust

... lady dimmadome

ok but i cant take any of the marvel movies seriously cause i remember when they turned the civil war arc into a cosplay brawl in the local parking lot 😭😂

Lots of hot gross about Cthulhu lately, yet no mention of whether or not Bigfoot is single?

why should i choose when i have two hands??

Hap Green Day...🍀🍀🍀

There is only one cycle

It is crab

Hat fits head < Hair is so fluffy hat has no chance to fit head

No Thoughts Allowed

"But coffee isn't that just called knowledge??"

i dont understand shit i just pop out fun facts like a christmas cracker

Me: *a dumbass

Also me: its technically innaccurate to call water a universal solvent but we do cause it can disolve more chemicals than any other liquid

Whats Godzilla reading???

Me sending out asks every Valentines Day:

Me desperately fighting myself to not make my first enby etch "None Binary Left Beef":

art discovery make dopamine machine go brrrr

where will YOU be when your theories meet their expiration date?

me shouting at NASA

keep your friends close and your friends closer

rip my soul, ive crossed the line

im about to sound like a grade A prick but all those apps for creating color palettes dont help me bc i always end up being like "this doesnt look quite right" and turning off all the auto harmony adjustments so im in full control

waterfall users everytime thell updates the site

When you have a cup of tea and get down to the really sweet, sugary bit at the bottom

:ok_hand:

My celiac ass looking at some fried bread