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*pronounces gouache like gucci*

That feels like you're trying to say gooey with extra steps.

you know what else is gooey?

gouac-he mole

*pronounces gouache like gucci*

This cat really says i am going to prosper and that is a threat

I love art but this year had me like

Me when my brain about to pull that depression shit

When people ask why I use waterfall

Even if you're vaccinated still make sure to wear a mask in public 💫

Thick lines: sexy, dynamic, powerful

Thin lines: elegant, graceful, clean

Me, the artist:

pencil tip broke for the fifth time, bout to write a ugoogily 😔💔

My dog when I dont give him leftover pizza crust

... lady dimmadome

ok but i cant take any of the marvel movies seriously cause i remember when they turned the civil war arc into a cosplay brawl in the local parking lot 😭😂

Lots of hot gross about Cthulhu lately, yet no mention of whether or not Bigfoot is single?

why should i choose when i have two hands??

Hap Green Day...🍀🍀🍀

There is only one cycle

It is crab

Hat fits head < Hair is so fluffy hat has no chance to fit head

No Thoughts Allowed

"But coffee isn't that just called knowledge??"

i dont understand shit i just pop out fun facts like a christmas cracker

Me: *a dumbass

Also me: its technically innaccurate to call water a universal solvent but we do cause it can disolve more chemicals than any other liquid

Whats Godzilla reading???

Me sending out asks every Valentines Day: