but a humble cup of coffee, sometimes i create and sometimes its good. she/they

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coffee reblogged thellere
thellere -

When you have a cup of tea and get down to the really sweet, sugary bit at the bottom

:ok_hand:


coffee -


coffee reblogged mcatnip
An Anonymous user asked:

*tips hat* M'catnip

FACT

mcatnip -

*tips hat* m'catnip


mcatnip -


coffee -


whomst'd'tve


me trying not to make bad decisions at 5 am


coffee reblogged coffee
coffee -

anyone else feel... particularly dastardly? maybe a little................ mischievous??


coffee -

Bastard Squad


stegosaurus = dinosaur empanada


head FULL of empty

absolutely nothing but space in this noggin

$350 to rent


eating some home made cheesecake like hougughughghou


An aquaintance at best: You're an artist right? Can you do [insert artistic thing I've never done before] for me? It'll be a great opportunity!

Me:


Me: time to reconfigure my gut flora

Me: *drinks half a liter of apple juice and tops it off with chips and kimchi*


ok i need yalls help.

i gotta move out on the 28th so on the 26th i need you guys to remind me to pack otherwise this shit isnt getting done

please and thank you ❤❤❤


No one:

Absolutely no one:

Rat owners taking pics:


coffee reblogged star-rice
An Anonymous user asked:

when we say debt how much are we talking about tho and how much have you given to friends

thellere -

Uuhh my current credit card debt is something like £7,300

Over the last 6 months I've probably given friends... £1,800 or so? I dunno, friends are important, I want them to eat.


thellere -

THEN THEY CAN FUCKIN FIGHT ME


star-rice -

HOW MANY TIMES HAVE @coffee AND I ASKED OR IMPLIED YOU TO SQUARE UP MOTHERFUCKER


coffee -

*artist memedition


every once in a while my brain goes "yer dad fucks" in goofys voice and i collapse in resigned betrayal


Please. Richard Pain is my fathers name.

Call me Dick Hurty.


coffee reblogged coffee
coffee -

just found out that the panels before the one moon knight calling dracula a nerd meme are just as good and im now cursing everybody who posted it without including this as well


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coffee reblogged thellere
An Anonymous user asked:

RE the patreon: Why is it so hidden down at the bottom? If you made it more prominent, you'd likely get more people willing to donate since I think people don't know it's there!

thellere -

Cognitive dissonance whereby I don't want people to give me money in exchange for nothing and I do not consider the site as is to be worthy of compensation; especially when subscriptions are coming soon I hope


coffee -


i reflect on my past sins daily and learn nothing


my body is a temple and i am the deity of bad decisions


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